Why we are pokemon Trainers by lae

You see, Pokemon is about love and care. at least thats apparently how you do it in the games... but you see landes and I are Pokemon trainers because we are the best, battle us i dare you, you will never win! We have tricks that you have never seen. i wont say any of them because that would ruin the whole purpose... anyways, Landes and I are the best. I know that you are thinking why are we so good? well because we dont have lives, this is all we do. Its a great life not having friends...