Spongebob by Landes

oh Spongebob this is our ultimate tribute to you. You have enriched our lives with your constant positivity and the ability to find fun in any situation. Without you the world wouldn't have survived the way it did. I mean you discovered fire, UNDERWATER!! Nobody else in the world can say that they did that. You gave us the constant laughs as we tried to play our noses as flutes but ended up hurting ourselves. You taught us how to deal with the everyday asshole in a way that not only affects us but also him. You and Patrick have spoken to us with your smart intelligent words and have truly change us. I remember asking my mom for a Krabby Patty and then saying gross because i don't know whats in it. I mean they never actually told is because Plankton is just a failure at life. But seriously in the ocean there isn't anything but fish. So if that's the meat you use on your Krabby Pattys isn't that just cannibalism? Whether it is or not we are forever in your debt, Spongebob Squarepants.