Why water is bad for you By Lae

Water is one of the worst things you could ever put into your body! For one, it's clear so you don't know if its poison or something worse like goat spit. You would have no clue because they all look the same. Two, you don't kn ow where that water has been, some guy could havetaken it from California's tap water and put it in a bottle and say it's the best water from some fancy place like France. would you know the difference, no because it's water! Three, if you drink so much water, your pee is clear, how are you supposed to know if your kidney is working or not if your pee is clear! You couldn't tell! I mean if you have too much red bull or something, at least it turns green saying that your insides are still working. And last but not least, how do you know that the government isn't lying to you or not. You don't because the government has brain washed you. That's right i said it! They just want us to all die, in fact we would be immortal if we didn't drink water. The government is just trying to rule us all, but that's not going to stop me! So know do you want to drink water anymore? I didn't think so.