Waking Landes up by Lae

The other day, I was thinking about ways I could get Landes to wake up with a great surprise so he can be wide awake fresh out of bed. As I pondered in my wee little cottage I saw a goat walk down our path carrying a barrel of goodies. I stopped the goat hoping to get lucky and find a nice object to make Landes up with. Seaching deep in the depths of the barrel I found exactly the tool to do the job. A nice crowbar. I gracefully steeped into Landes room and beat him in the face with that crowbar once i stopped, i spit in his wounds in his face and screamed profanity into his hear. the best part of the whole thing was the fact that he was trying to figure out how I got the crow bar in the first place.